Ollie

Ollie McGuire is probably the second most important character in Ninja Bill. He is almost always reading The Voodoo Daily and informs X-ity XXX when he appears on the front page, something that X-ity doesn't exactly approve of.

Biography
Ollie was born on August 11, 1989. His twin brother Ryan was born about 15 minutes before he was. Like basically every main character in the series, he attended Ninjaville Day Care in 1992 until it burned down. His first appearance is in Ninja Bill where he is shown reading the paper at X-ity's house and comments "Dude, you suck." after X-ity fires a bullet at a target and misses by a mile. He makes comments at the worst times and always says "Ooh!" when the paper is delivered and immediately sits down and reads, no matter what the circumstances are. Ollie is one of the few characters that has not died, for he survived the first battle that Bill had instigated in order to save Rebecca. He also was at Mt. Gandhi when X-ity plotted its destruction, where he realizes his danger when the latest paper read "Mountain to Explode in 44 Seconds: Run!" and jumped onto Kyle's Ridemobile. He was caught under the mountain like everybody else, but it is not known how he managed to get out.

Personality
Ollie would kill his own mother if it meant that he couldn't read the most recent issue of the Voodoo Daily. He has a habit of reading each and every word before tossing it away dramatically and talking. He does not have any enemies and can talk to basically anybody in the series and not get them ticked off.

He is a jolly individual and is rarely pictured as mean, only angry whenever X-ity has done something he shouldn't have. He is not, however, afraid to express his opinions. He will insult X-ity down to his bones and not feel bad about himself. He is also never enthusiastic about crime; the only reason he really does it is for the free food, shelter, and newspapers.

He is portrayed as an avid follower of football, notably the Washington Redskins.