Voodoo Daily

The Voodoo Daily is a newspaper that is delivered throughout the area of the Ninja Bill franchise. Its symbol is an upside-down pentagram, but contrary to popular belief, none of the paper's editors are Satanist. The newspaper reports news that is considered "important", so it never has any articles about politics and such. Many of the articles are about things that are currently going on in the story. Ollie is almost always found, at one time or another, to be reading this newspaper.

Notable Headlines
"Ninja Bill Free: Grisly Scene Discovered"

"Giant Penis Graffitied"

"Bill's Sister Trolls Villain"

"Penis Still There"

"X-ity XXX's Burrito is Ready!"

"We Are Out of Article Ideas...Sigh"

"Balls Added to Giant Graffitied Penis"

"Weeder Gets High Again"

"Gandhi Is Really F*cking Annoying"

"Bill Gets High: Dammit!"

"Kid Gets Tied To A Pole"

Ask Satan
Ask Satan is a column in the Voodoo Daily that appears everyday on the back page. The column features different people asking questions to Satan, who then answers. Satan sometimes cannot come up with a good answer, so when this happens, he simply writes "BURN THEM!!!!"